A Theory on Young Men's Asses!

Tags: F/M, M/M, Pictures, Over-indulgence  

I'd like to imagine that shapely posteriors are equipped with two types of additional clusters of nerves. (Because the world is in dire need for some quality pseudoscience, obviously!) 

 

The first type is similar to what I assume octopuses have in their legs; a peripheral brain. 

Think about it. An organ as important as a fat ass surely can't be expected to outsource intelligence to the far-above brain. No, it needs to rely on its own in-house central nervous system.   

This will explain a few things:

• The perfect positional awareness (always out-thrust and well-presented).

• The constant hunger (how many poor undies get swollen whole by those insatiable big cheeks?) 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• The seeking of friends (ever notice how boys with great butts tend to flock together? It must be their assess that made the first move and communicated to one another!)

•  And of course the crying for attention (like spoiled kittens, delectable bottoms can't leave an unoccupied lap without climbing over it and demanding to be pet!)

The second type will obviously be the pain and pleasure receptors and pathways. 

That's why spanking works wonders on naughty young men. Insuring that whatever infraction led them over their spankers' knee, it will most certainly be one hell of a forbidden fruit in the future; feared yet drawn to with inexplicable yearning!